Georgia Mom trying to give young drivers a scarlet letter.

Susie Kessler wants everyone to know that her child is a bad driver. Driving in her home state of Georgia scares this moonbat shitless so she of course projected this fear on her child. To make damn sure everyone on the road knew that her son was doomed to fail, she designed a magnet that warns people of this. In her own words:

I was a nervous driver with the traffic, and I thought, how am I going to let this kid get on the highway? I've got to do something about this. … I've got to put something on the car that lets everybody know that he's just learning how to drive. So we worked on a design. I wanted to have something positive, so instead of saying "New Driver," or something that the child would be embarrassed about, we said "Newly Licensed."

What amounts to a modern scarlet letter, the 'Newly Licensed' magnet will single out young drivers and cause them to be targeted by any number of road ragers, police or just your run of the mill, middle class Micheal Jackson wanna be. Taking her claim that 15,000 people have purchased her magnets already (none of these are joke gifts I'm sure), she is trying to push a law that makes all new drivers required to bare the mark of the beast.

Susie, darling, fuck off. Making your magnets a legal requirement for all new drivers is a pretty thin way to sell a draconian product. Young drivers are already visible, they are then ones driving crappy late models with either giant Auto-zone wings or pink seat covers. If you are one of the silly parents that give your kid the keys to a new car then that is on your head but, don't worry it will be a crappy late model soon enough. I would rather let my kid get stupid tattooed on her forehead before I let her car bare a pedo-signal. If you want your kid to be safe on the road, teach them how to drive a car. It is called parenting, they have books on it.

via: Jalopnik