Is it hot in here or is it just the liberals?

"Global warming" is not our fault and it is not even that warm. Shut it hippies!

Hey hippy, shut up and get on The Tiller!

From the depths of The Hippie Engine Project think tank, may we present "THE TILLER". This is the greenest, most economical solution to all of our energy needs now and in the future. In partnership with incarceration agencies and welfare programs around the country, THE TILLER will recycle waste humans into clean, renewable electricity for TV and microwave users.

How does it work? Glad you asked. The secret is the power source, unused humans. Primary power will come from the use of criminals. Instead of 'repaying their debt to society' by weight lifting, shanking and having relations, they will be actually repaying the debt by providing free electricity to law-abiding citizens who want to watch Venture Brothers.

To supplement the criminals, non-producers such as welfare recipients, hippies and homeless will be recycled to keep flat screens and A/C units humming!

The HEP is currently seeking a prison population to construct the working prototype. Stay tuned for info on the progress of this exciting technology!

In Texas, batteries are included!

This is BOB. BOB is the United States largest UPC (uninterruptible power supply). What does it supply you might ask, well the town of Presidio Texas. The residents of Presidio, a small town just across the Rio Grande from Mexico, got fed up with power transmission failures in a 60 year old line supplying the town and built this big ole' battery. When the power drops out, as it often does, the BOB holds the line until the Mexico grid gets patched in. For $25 million, BOB kicks out 4 megawatts for 8 hrs.

Cool. Now the bratty kids of Presidio won't have to stop playing X-Box when the power goes out. Sweet. Let's take this a step further. This is a perfect storage unit for the ultimate green power source, people! Tie this bad lad into "The Tiller" and make the criminal element repay their debt to society with free electricity.

via: Pop Sci

Hippies now using magic to make cars!

So, when science fails, hippies turn to magic! Here is a car that runs on this magic. According to DVICE, this car uses solar energy, wind energy and produces oxygen. How you may ask? Well, er, um, MAGIC! Me thinks selling magic could be quite lucrative. Hey, I have some magic beans to sell ya. Grows into a stalk that takes you above global warming so you don't have to worry about it at all! Great huh?

If science could produce any form of what this 'car' supposedly is, it would be worth noting. But, they would not put it in a car. Imagine huge power stations that aspirate oxygen from co2. That would be great! For right now, we have to let the trees do that for us. Magic, you have failed.

via: DVICE