Hey hippy, shut up and get on The Tiller!

From the depths of The Hippie Engine Project think tank, may we present "THE TILLER". This is the greenest, most economical solution to all of our energy needs now and in the future. In partnership with incarceration agencies and welfare programs around the country, THE TILLER will recycle waste humans into clean, renewable electricity for TV and microwave users.

How does it work? Glad you asked. The secret is the power source, unused humans. Primary power will come from the use of criminals. Instead of 'repaying their debt to society' by weight lifting, shanking and having relations, they will be actually repaying the debt by providing free electricity to law-abiding citizens who want to watch Venture Brothers.

To supplement the criminals, non-producers such as welfare recipients, hippies and homeless will be recycled to keep flat screens and A/C units humming!

The HEP is currently seeking a prison population to construct the working prototype. Stay tuned for info on the progress of this exciting technology!