Read this: In case of Zombies..or Hippies.

At a certain point in time, we all have to evaluate our own ability to survive. Most people limit this assessment to whether or not they have enough fuel to reach Starbucks and snag a $10 coffee, but those of us that tend to keep our knives sharp and our flashlights handy take it a step further. For your consideration, the Hippie Engine Project offers 'The Zombie Survival Guide' by the current master of all things undead, Max Brooks. In this unassuming manual, all the information needed to understand, evade and destroy masses of marauding ghouls is contained. From physiology to patterns of behavior to weapon selection, this simple book will give you a fighting chance of surviving the apocalypse.

And that is where the paths of zombie knowledge and hippie engine tech cross, a catastrophe by any other name is still an apocalypse. Be it caused by a virus that renders the human brain independent of oxygen or liberal media that renders a weak mind independent of thought the tactics are the same. It can be argued that a horde of hippies will be more dangerous then a horde of undead as they can run, communicate with each other and their victims, a fate many consider worse then death.

So, don't be a victim, be a survivor. Own and know 'The Zombie Survival Guide' and be ready for the Obamalypse.