Are you a hippie looking for a way to improve your Aura? Do you have a hippie friend with a birthday coming up and no idea what to get them? Might we suggest the Carbon Offset Bio-Pack! That's right, found on Facebook's ad column, you can buy this Earth saving product on eBay for $12.99! What a deal!
So, you might be asking yourself, 'what exactly is a Carbon Offset Bio-Pack'? Well, if we dissect the description on the eBay listing:
Utilizing a unique rapid photosynthesis process discovered as a virtual miracle of science, the Carbon Offset Bio-PackTM actually converts carbon dioxide emitted by cars, factories and other big oil interests into pure, fresh oxygen WITHOUT consuming electricity and other energies that contribute to global warming.
With minor maintenance, your Carbon Offset Bio-PackTM units will actually increase production of oxygen the longer they are sustained. Can be used indoors or out. Requires a very small amount of water to continue processing.
With minor maintenance, your Carbon Offset Bio-PackTM units will actually increase production of oxygen the longer they are sustained. Can be used indoors or out. Requires a very small amount of water to continue processing.
Hmm, lets think about this...photosynthesis, converts CO2, requires water...what could it be? Seeds, it has to be seeds. 13 bucks for some tomato seeds or whatever. What I really like about this is that some capitalist is making money off the sky is falling eco-freaks. Bravo, keep up the good work.
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Ha Ha... Jokes on you. The hippies knew that no self righteous righty would go with in 10 miles of carbon credits... Those are Marijuana seeds.
I cant wait to offset my carbon footprint. Did you know that the 6 billion people on this planet account for nearly 3- THREE! -percent of the carbon dioxide created? We all need to do our part!
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